May 2013
3 tags
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
ilenoriathecat:
Imagine it. You’re getting ready to go to sleep after a long day. You close your eyes, but in the corner, in a tiny white font
You cannot rest when enemies are nearby
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
nicklugo:
i can not fucking stand my house
anythinggoes97:
martincrieffsbakedpotato:
stilesthejeepwhisperer:
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
Nailed it
“People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life...”
– Jim Morrison (via n-ephthys)
Jim was a nihilist, but a very eloquent one. (via azryal00)
niknumber3:
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
olympains:
maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes
❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ i am so fucking disgusting ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's Helena Bonham Carter's oscar
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
me:
me:
me:
me: Is that the sun
pizaslut:
acid-in-wonderland:
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
i think i’m 75% the first one and 25% the second
